4 ½ y.o. curvaceous, S.C.F. (single calico female) seeking mature companion to spend quiet days and nights together. Oh who am I kidding? My friends here at the front desk made me do this. I don’t care to go on any dates. I’m looking for a serious relationship. I’m tired of the dating scene. This is stupid. Call me if you want. Whatever. But if you want to buy me dinner, I’m down for that…seafood, of course. Ask for Panini.